Norm Archer, the venerable newscaster, brings you the latest in politics, health, society, and entertainment, including a recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" in automobiles and a research revealing that "melancholy hits losers hardest." The Onion's master satirists have put together a collection of fictitious news pieces, celebrity profiles, movie trailers, and skits.
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Norm Archer, the venerable newscaster, brings you the latest in politics, health, society, and entertainment, including a recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" in automobiles and a research revealing that "melancholy hits losers hardest." The Onion's master satirists have put together a collection of fictitious news pieces, celebrity profiles, movie trailers, and skits.
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